Shakin' my assbutt.
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zeldathemes
Hey there, how ya doin? that's good, that's good. Well, I'm a multi fandom blog, and I post and reblog Supernatural (Destiel is canon sHHH WITH YOUR OPINIONS), Merlin, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Welcome to Nightvale, Pushing Daises, Bates Motel. You wanna ask me something? Go ahead! I also post and reblog funny stuff too .

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Shakin' my assbutt

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

plays

thegirlwhostoletheworld:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.

lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? The 1975? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

mousathe14:

captainofthenx02:

toenail-fister:

kinetic-squirrel:

kinetic-squirrel:

I’M SO SORRY I JUST COULDN’T STARE AT THIS GIF ANYMORE AND ENDLESSLY HAVE MY DREAMS SHATTERED I HAD TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

rebageling for people in other timezones who might need some relief too

Seeing this made me stop being an atheist for 45 seconds.

Thank you kinetic-squirrel.


Oh thank goodness. It’s beautiful.

mousathe14:

captainofthenx02:

toenail-fister:

kinetic-squirrel:

kinetic-squirrel:

I’M SO SORRY I JUST COULDN’T STARE AT THIS GIF ANYMORE AND ENDLESSLY HAVE MY DREAMS SHATTERED I HAD TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

rebageling for people in other timezones who might need some relief too

Seeing this made me stop being an atheist for 45 seconds.

Thank you kinetic-squirrel.

Oh thank goodness. It’s beautiful.

viva-la-hetalia:

kushdrinker:

OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET

Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.

Liver, $157,000.

Heart, $119,000.

Small intestine, $2,519.

Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.

Coronary artery, $1,525.

Gallbladder, $1,219.

Skull with teeth, $1,200.

Scalp, $607.

Spleen, $508.

Stomach, $508.

Hand and forearm, $385.

Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.

Skin, $10 per square inch.

who wants to get rich with me

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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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